to appease the masters

assignments are such a bitch.
and all part and parcel of student life.

so here i am, writing up some empirical so-perfect-it-could-never-work-as-my-lecturer-has-way-too-cheerfully-and-repeatedly-pointed-out-but-you-just gotta-do-it-that-way-that's-the-way-it-is strategic marketing plan.

did i mention he said that most of us - i bet he meant ALL, he just wanted to be politically correct, the bastard - will have overwhelmingly disgusting problems with the business definition and scope bit - the foundation of the entire plan, mind you - because, get this, it is impossible to achieve. read: you cannot define it because it is indefinable. in which case i would like to point out that ALL, not just most, will fail at doing. hah. take that mr lecturer.

is it just me, or didn't i conclude that we're been given a task that cannot be done? bahh.



btw, mr lecturer is nice. very nice in fact - as far as we can tell - so far. i bet the mr hyde side of him made those dumb assignments. why can't he just stick with jekyll??