*speechless*

we pay (the highest fees amongst all unis) to get into the exclusive, snobby-but-that's-the-point university of melbourne, victoria's number one tertiary education body (is it also australia's best? i forget). along with this, we pay services and amenities fees and other such compulsory money-sucking schemes. so it is only natural that we come to expect and get the very best of all things, including mail from our disgustingly rich student union, advertising semesterly offered short courses, and its accompanying short course newsletter short & snappy.

so as not to bore you with the *surprise surprise* short, wonderous excepts about nothing, here's a shorter glance at (some of the) quotes plainly lifted off its glossy, coloured pages:

Under its CORNY PICK UP LINES section:

If I could rearrange the alphabeth, I'd put U and I together.

'You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.'

'If you were a booger I'd pick you first.'

'Do you have any raisins? No?
How about a date?'

Revelation! I wouldn't have expected any less.
I would share the rest with you, I mean, since I've paid for it, but then I learnt:

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.