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nutty maze + bouncy blowup slide + various shaped tube slides + never ending rainbow slide etc etc + four crazy kids = friction burns aplenty + two happy chappies + two dead ducks (no prizes for guessing which is which).

some kind of wonderful

fine, i lie. it's some kind of "wonderful."

the genius that is me has deleted my chatbox. and no, i'm not quite sure how to put it back. i know because i've tried before (the first time, eventually done for me) and more so because i'm not too sure how i deleted it this time (well, i have some vague idea, but i was trying to get rid of something else). genius don'tcha say? oh well. not everyday you meet one as such. i'm special so speciaalll... yes yes with inverted commas if you like.

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in other news, i had a wonderful surprise laid out for me. i say laid, but really, it should be laid then cracked, and voila!
needed three eggs for a cake mix, so crack - first chick-that-was-not-meant-to-be swooshing slickly into the bowl, whites flowing through the places which give way, shiny yolk nestling between some butter.
then crack - chick-chick-that-was-not-meant-to-be. whoa, twins? cool.
(but since they were smaller and have no more white then any other egg, i figured they still counted as one so i should crack one more?)
crack - chick-chic-- what the?? two pairs of twins? in a row?
talk about confusing an already hopeless mathscrewup. three eggs, five yolks.


watch out, eaters of the mutant cake (that be you, kam). you may well be on the way to becoming well, mutant.

a day (ok four) in the life of a pig

- TUESDAY -

arrive sydney. first stop - makan!

"i spy w my little eye... edibles!"

have you ever tried the goodness of candle?

food!

more food.

still more food.

for good measure.

"no i can't wait till we find one. this'll have to do!"

sweetness from passionflower at darling habour.

mine - mine - mine - mine - you can have that one - mine!

six scoops - all mine!

aarrrmm.

singing = mouths open = put more food down throats

- WEDNESDAY -stuffing your face and smiling at the same time is no easy feat.

burger for the boy, fish'man's basket for the girls.

because too much fries is just not enough. you gotta eat the fork too.

the love that is global burgers.

"i'm zonked but that ain't stoppin' me!"

"nor me!"

"look at me buns!"

when food is around, you won't see a frown.

high achievers.

dontcha! ;D

even the spices look delicious!

"no such thing as too many iced coffees in a day."

never too full for dessert.

- THURSDAY - fish market feast!

"grilled baby octopus. i like!"

"tartare! nyam nyam."

"fond prawn!"

lobster lover.

oyster fanclub: he, president. she, gorger.

sashimi syiokness!

the look of love.

need i say more?

- FRIDAY - "ooh this very expensive skyjuice makes me delirious."

"twenty bucks???"

fortune cookies, free. bill, not.

bits of help make the world go round ...or the forehead frown.

lil cowboys make good pals hic.

"glazed eyes and happy smile have nothing to do w those shotglasses in fronta me. promise!"

drinks all round at mushu on bondi.

- SATURDAY - hotdog heaven:

w mash and gravy. w chilli concarne, chilli sauce, mustard. w chilli concarne mushy peas, caramelised onions.

wooloomoolloo is cool when only a hotdog will do.

"but i've onnly had three!"

"ookay. don't lemme hear one more time how you can wear my pants."

the lead up to lunch - tummy-filling drinks.

oh me, oh my!

mmhh. perrrfecto.

dizzy with delight.

i know we're smiling, but really, we're stuffed. uncomfortable stuffed.