the many uses of a Uni of Melb BA cert
baton for participants of the special olympics (you know, the games for the disabled)
photo ornament to make up for where the boys lack
double duty non-enlarging telescope & view narrower
fly swatter. also useful for beating off pervs*
makeshift sunshade cum reality checker
and there you have it - the top five uses of a good ol' rolled up sheet of paper. top quality paper, mind you. presented by the deputy dean of the faculty and conferred by the chancellor himself.
*in no way implying that the model used in this demonstration is a fly.
6 comments:
hey. congrats!!! yay! my mom said you lost weight - and you look very nice! :)
sook
Hey Joy!
Wow! Congratulations on your graduation! I'm sorry I wasn't there to celebrate it with you.
So what now from here?
vern: VERNNN!!! haha. ya, no one was here to help cue you-know-who what on the right things to do ;P am already 1/2 a term into my masters in editing and publishing. eek! more work :(
sook: thanks! tell your mum it's the art of LOOKING like you've lost weight. a very useful trick to which my tummy will endorse! :D
hohoho, congrats babe! so what's next? a wedding perhaps? muahaha
isaac
isacc: is there ANYTHING you think about other than weddings?? maybe it's YOU who should be next up.
CONGRATS wei! looking better and better each time. how do u do it, woman?
and I got to agree with Joy on that one, Isaac! haha...
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