Friday, October 07, 2005

the things we miss at night

was one of those times the tv was on for background noise. and me largely ignoring it.

and then there was Stripperella. yep, you read right. who she? oh just some half-stripper, half-secret agent endowed just short of tipping over. but then, who am i to know, right? i'm sure she has the superb capabilities of balancing her generous porportions with her superhuman flexibility, as she takes every opportunity to show. how or what she stretched, i leave to your imagination.

what happens that episode? her trusty lab rats come up with nipple cutters to um cut with nipples. and her mission? to stop the evil Queen Clitoris who launches a rampage against men from her hidden island hideout. righht. and then - featuring the voice of pam anderson. ahhhh. it all makes sense now. i think.

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