Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Can't So Much As Breathe

I have never in my life hurt so much while coughing, standing, sitting, sneezing, peeing, squatting, stretching, laughing, hell any teeny eeny weeny moving of any kind. I can jab a finger any random where, and it hurts. If I wasn't so sore, I'd admit that some small part of me is enjoying this "good pain". I might also, strangle she who got me into this mess in the first place.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

sounds like someone's gone to the gym lately

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alex said...

sounded more like she caught the flu!

joyfulglee said...

Everyone placed their last bets?

Alan said...

I think she went to the amazonian rain forest swimming in piranha infested waters beating through savage undergrowth and dodging the poison tipped darts of the cannibalistic natives to recover ancient artifacts of mythical power.